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What are Markov Chains?

According to WikiPedia

"A Markov Chain is a random process that undergoes transitions from one state to another on a state space"

State Machines

Behaving Randomly

Deterministic State Machines

Markov Chains are Non-Deterministic

"memoryless"

Applications for
Markov Chains

Simulating Moods

Simulating Stocks

Simulating Weather

Complex Chains

Text processing

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An Example Deconstructed

"Never tell people how to make
good fried rice."

- GeorgePattonOswalt @GeorgePattonOz

"Never tell people how to do things."

- General George Patton

"I know how to make good fried rice."

- Patton Oswalt

Probability Function

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  RSpec.describe MarkovChainer do
    before :each do
      @chainer = MarkovChainer.new
    end
    # ...
  end

  RSpec.describe MarkovChainer do
    # ...
    describe "#train" do
      it "should accept a sentence" do
        expect {
          @chainer.train("This is a test message")
        }.to_not raise_error
      end
    end
    #...
  end

  RSpec.describe MarkovChainer do
    #...
    describe "#generate with one sentece" do
      it "should return the original sentence" do
        @sentence = "This should come back un-changed."
        @chainer.train(@sentence)
        expect(@chainer.generate).to eq(@sentence)
      end
    end
    #...
  end

  RSpec.describe MarkovChainer do
    describe "#generate with two sentences" do
      it "should mix the sentences" do
        @chainer.train("Rob loves Ruby")
        @chainer.train("Jesse loves Javascript")
        results = {}
        20.times do
          new_sentence = @chainer.generate
          results[new_sentence] ||= 0
          results[new_sentence] += 1
        end
        puts results
        expect(results["Rob loves Javascript"]).to be > 0
      end
    end
  end

  # results
  {
    "Jesse loves Ruby" => 7,
    "Rob loves Ruby" => 5,
    "Rob loves Javascript" => 4,
    "Jesse loves Javascript" => 4
  }

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